After a few Guinness’s on Monday night and pondering random stuff, I came to the conclusion that I am secure enough in my sexuality to say Michael Ballack is man pretty. What is man pretty you ask?  According to urban dictionary Man Pretty is ”A male who is more handsome than all other men, and more beautiful than most women, but still exhibits masculine characteristics.” Translation he’s a good lookin’ dude who makes the girlie’s feel a little funny whilst they are in his presence.
A friend of mine queried “How far would you go to make him happy?” It took me a few minutes and I came up with the answer “Anything but sexual gratification.” The guy makes mad bank, he’s the captain of one of my favorite football squads in all the world, he plays for another favorite football club of mine, his girlfriend is a stone cold hottie, and he’s professional […]

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